queen-stacey:

…and following orders is of the utmost importance

*nods*

queen-stacey:

…and following orders is of the utmost importance

*nods*

I’m sorry. Was this ever in question?

I’m sorry. Was this ever in question?

(Source: sekkususoseji)

This is  beautiful. I want to do ropework like this, but…
*sigh*
…I have good reason to believe it will be as successful as learning to tie my shoes when I was 5. Couldn’t figure out proper placement and I got fed up. In a fit of frustration I just tied knot after knot after knot until I ran out of lace.
*sigh*

This is  beautiful. I want to do ropework like this, but…

*sigh*

…I have good reason to believe it will be as successful as learning to tie my shoes when I was 5. Couldn’t figure out proper placement and I got fed up. In a fit of frustration I just tied knot after knot after knot until I ran out of lace.

*sigh*

(Source: spanker-barcelona)

(Source: exhibatr)

precious-her:

mullets-make-me-moist:

i need to know where this is from. For reasons.

oh gosh

Best part: his sounds. Bonus best part: it’s Colby that makes him make those sounds.

(Source: malecrush)

(Source: chocoandbass)

girlsrule-subsdrool:

domme-chronicles:

softcollarswitches:

seductivedomme:

Tap tap tap tap

"Kitten. Kitten. Hey, Kitten. Keeeeeee-teeeeeeeeeeeen. Kitty Kitty Kitty Cat. Pretty boy. Lovely boy. Kitten. Kitten. Hey, hey, hey Kitten. Kitten. Kitten. Ki—"
“Yes, Mistress?”
"Hi."

*laugh* YES!

She tagged it #brat domme and I relate to that sooo much.  Ironic (or maybe not?) since I am so incompatible with brat subs.

girlsrule-subsdrool:

domme-chronicles:

softcollarswitches:

seductivedomme:

Tap tap tap tap

"Kitten. Kitten. Hey, Kitten. Keeeeeee-teeeeeeeeeeeen. Kitty Kitty Kitty Cat. Pretty boy. Lovely boy. Kitten. Kitten. Hey, hey, hey Kitten. Kitten. Kitten. Ki—"

Yes, Mistress?”

"Hi."

*laugh* YES!

She tagged it #brat domme and I relate to that sooo much. Ironic (or maybe not?) since I am so incompatible with brat subs.

(Source: reslaetae)

rawdi-kun:

vulgarweed:

hobbitkaiju:

yellowxperil:

welp, i know how i’m spending my sunday

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

Me too.
But it’s so fucking ridiculous. The etiquette rules are: The person who arrives at the door first holds it open for the person who arrived second. A younger or more able-bodied person always holds the door for someone who is elderly or disabled. Someone with free hands should hold the door for someone whose hands are full carrying things. If you’re alone, you should always glance behind you and make sure there’s no one there so you don’t let a door slam in someone’s face out of obliviousness. You should always nod and smile at someone holding a door for you, and vice versa.
Gender has JACK SHIT to do with the real etiquette.

thank you




This. THIS. THIS!!!
I will judge you so hard on your door etiquette. Or lack thereof.  

And crosswalk etiquette. Don’t even fucking think about driving through when there’s a stop sign. 
Phone etiquette. Who just hangs up without a closer?
Driving etiquette. You better wave thank you if I let you squeak in front of me. 

I will burn holes in you with my eyes. 

Ok, basically, I’m just an all around etiquette Judgy McJudgerson. 

Court is always in session.

rawdi-kun:

vulgarweed:

hobbitkaiju:

yellowxperil:

welp, i know how i’m spending my sunday

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

Me too.

But it’s so fucking ridiculous. The etiquette rules are: The person who arrives at the door first holds it open for the person who arrived second. A younger or more able-bodied person always holds the door for someone who is elderly or disabled. Someone with free hands should hold the door for someone whose hands are full carrying things. If you’re alone, you should always glance behind you and make sure there’s no one there so you don’t let a door slam in someone’s face out of obliviousness. You should always nod and smile at someone holding a door for you, and vice versa.

Gender has JACK SHIT to do with the real etiquette.

thank you

This. THIS. THIS!!! I will judge you so hard on your door etiquette. Or lack thereof. And crosswalk etiquette. Don’t even fucking think about driving through when there’s a stop sign. Phone etiquette. Who just hangs up without a closer? Driving etiquette. You better wave thank you if I let you squeak in front of me. I will burn holes in you with my eyes. Ok, basically, I’m just an all around etiquette Judgy McJudgerson. Court is always in session.
Unf.

Unf.

(Source: bibbydeebobbydeeboo)

domme-chronicles:

classically-curvaceous:

This guy asked me to post his photo as Anon because he’s nervous.
I messaged him and I told him he had no reason to be nervous- Look at that hot body! ;)

Nervous boys are adorable. As are shy boys and boys who blush.

Nervous/shy/blushy sets me on high pounce alert. It’s like blood in the water to me. *growls*

domme-chronicles:

classically-curvaceous:

This guy asked me to post his photo as Anon because he’s nervous.

I messaged him and I told him he had no reason to be nervous- Look at that hot body! ;)

Nervous boys are adorable. As are shy boys and boys who blush.

Nervous/shy/blushy sets me on high pounce alert. It’s like blood in the water to me. *growls*

Awww. Sweet boy. You can take more.

Awww. Sweet boy. You can take more.

(Source: pegginggif)

(Source: danua)