What does a sub have in common with the Bermuda Triangle?
They both swallow a lot of semen!
(Seamen)
I find it appropriately funny!
Ahem, Sailor.
(Source: luckythanever)
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“You can pretty much fuck me any way you want because you own me and I am your dirty boy and this is what dirty boys think about.”
As if I didn’t know this.
And yet my pussy throbbed anyway when he stated it.
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I tend to put more bite into it, but yeah…
“A FOOT!!!! I HAVE YOUR FOOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”
I fucking love when they do this with their heads!
I thought my cat was a spaz.*
Apparently there’s higher levels to be reached.
*WHAT do you feed your cats in England, and have you considered the fact it might be laced?
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