This is beautiful. I want to do ropework like this, but…
…I have good reason to believe it will be as successful as learning to tie my shoes when I was 5. Couldn’t figure out proper placement and I got fed up. In a fit of frustration I just tied knot after knot after knot until I ran out of lace.
But it’s so fucking ridiculous. The etiquette rules are: The person who arrives at the door first holds it open for the person who arrived second. A younger or more able-bodied person always holds the door for someone who is elderly or disabled. Someone with free hands should hold the door for someone whose hands are full carrying things. If you’re alone, you should always glance behind you and make sure there’s no one there so you don’t let a door slam in someone’s face out of obliviousness. You should always nod and smile at someone holding a door for you, and vice versa.
Gender has JACK SHIT to do with the real etiquette.
This. THIS. THIS!!!
I will judge you so hard on your door etiquette. Or lack thereof.
And crosswalk etiquette. Don’t even fucking think about driving through when there’s a stop sign.
Phone etiquette. Who just hangs up without a closer?
Driving etiquette. You better wave thank you if I let you squeak in front of me.
I will burn holes in you with my eyes.
Ok, basically, I’m just an all around etiquette Judgy McJudgerson.
Court is always in session.
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