myslutbelongstome:


The result of My endless teasing….

myslutbelongstome:

The result of My endless teasing….

(Source: thepunkmummy)

Nothing lights me up like using my flogger. Nothing.

Nothing lights me up like using my flogger. Nothing.

(Source: divinegoddessofpain)

“Introverts, man. We’re weird sometimes. Like, “I love you, but I need to go over here by myself right now.””

(Source: 1of2dads)

prurire:

These are a few of my favorite things.

(Source: nakedmalehousekeeper)

(Source: o-inquisitor)

*groans*

*groans*

(Source: lartedelcazzeggio)

(Source: ybb55)

(Source: empornium)

If you have the privilege of this position, then you have the responsibility to make it as worth my while as possible.

If you have the privilege of this position, then you have the responsibility to make it as worth my while as possible.

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

sexualdestinies:

My god I love when they are this desperate! Be still my heart!  ;)

sexualdestinies:

My god I love when they are this desperate! Be still my heart!  ;)

(Source: troyxxx)

magictransistor:

Théophile Steinlen, Tournée du Chat Noir de Rodolphe Salis (Le Chat Noir), 1896.

magictransistor:

Théophile Steinlen, Tournée du Chat Noir de Rodolphe Salis (Le Chat Noir), 1896.

bunnyrabbitcottontail:

suitep:

Love his careworn face.

Look if can’t see how Jon Stewart is sexy I just can’t trust you….FOR REAL….
XOXOXO BunnyRabbit

I found it. Best picture on Tumblr. This is everything.

bunnyrabbitcottontail:

suitep:

Love his careworn face.

Look if can’t see how Jon Stewart is sexy I just can’t trust you….
FOR REAL….

XOXOXO
BunnyRabbit

I found it. Best picture on Tumblr. This is everything.

(Source: dailyshowdogs)

(Source: clubjismkink)